I’m trying to type, but I’m not sure what to type. Random thoughts enter my mind, like the fact that I’ve lost almost all my hearing on one ear thanks to a cold, I’m sitting at a laundrette, I’m hoping to sell our couch today, I’m not sure what to throw away/sell to get my things into four suitcases, I’m tired, I’m happy, I’m wanting to cuddle up in bed with someone and fall asleep. I think Romeo exists. I don’t believe in rationality, but I do like sensible people who are crazy. I’m not sure you want to hear more of my thoughts today. I mean, I’m not always sitting coming up with the most clever prose in history. I’m only the Dalai Lama part-time. The other half of the time I’m a dizzy blonde and this blondie here needs to get her washing out of the machine and into the tumble dryer. Maybe I could tumble dry myself as well? For the sake of a new hairstyle? Right, I’ll be back when I have something to say…
