It happens to me ever so often…it starts vibrating, beeping, or ringing…but there’s no one there. Is it the phone? Is it me? Is it someone else? It’s blinking in an angry red right now, but there are no new messages. I wanna shake the phone and ask who tried to reach me? Potentially the Best-Penis spam emails, as it was on vibration so could have been an email…but still…who knows?
Life is a mystery and sometimes, instead of getting frustrated, we should just enjoy the detective work…it’s quite an interesting (and potentially a scrumptitious, delicious) adventure if you see it that way. I always fancied being an adventurer you see…travelling the seven seas, making new discoveries in far away places. So I’m gonna do just that with life: enjoy the unknown and dare to get lost to find my way…I just hope that when it’s a bootycall, I get the message!!!
Enter the twilight zone.
