All the world’s a stage and all the men and women mainly players…

He wants to shag you, but you don’t wanna shag him, so you avoid him

You wanna be friends, but he wants to date you, so he avoids you from fear of heartbreak

You want to shag him, but he only wants to shag you if he gets to date you

He thinks you want to date him, so he avoids being too close friends with you from fear of leading you on

You want to date him, so you get confused in his company and behave like an idiot (dizzy blonde)

Your friends think it’s a really good idea that you two should be dating so you both freak out in each others company trying to avoid the other getting the impression that you agree with your friends

You would like to screw him, but don’t because it would screw up the friendship

He would like to screw you, but he doesn’t because that would screw with his friend

You would like to screw him, but you don’t because that would screw with you

All the world’s a stage and all the men and women mainly players…I mean lovers…I mean friends…

And you thought it was complicated being in a relationship?!??

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2 responses to “All the world’s a stage and all the men and women mainly players…

  1. Now there is an odd way of looking at an old problem!!!

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